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Dobrodošli na okean is the second album by the Serbian alternative rock band Repetitor released by the Slovenian independent record label Moonlee Records in 2012.
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Linda Lamb is an American singer and musician of European descent, who has worked with Vitalic and Nina Hagen; she is known for her underground hit \"Hot Room\".
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