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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are pirates called pirates?","punchline":"Because they arrr!","id":304}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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The Crossed Dragone Telescope is an off-axis telescope design consisting of a parabolic primary mirror and a large concave secondary mirror arranged so that the focal plane is at right angles to the incoming light. In this configuration the polarization of light is preserved through the optics.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}
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Jonny Clayton is a Welsh professional darts player who competes in Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) events, where he is currently ranked world number five. Nicknamed \"the Ferret\", he has won four PDC major televised singles titles, all in 2021: the Masters, Premier League, World Series Finals and World Grand Prix. He has also won the PDC World Cup of Darts on two occasions in 2020 and 2023, representing Wales alongside Gerwyn Price. He has won a total of sixteen PDC titles.
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Coal Run Village is a home rule-class city in Pike County, Kentucky, in the United States. Bordered to the north, south, and east by Pikeville, the population was 1,706 at the 2010 census. It was the fastest-growing city in Kentucky from 2007 to 2008, with a population increase of 17.3%.
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